Monday, April 12, 2010

School

I have just completed the last essay I have to write this year! YAY!!! And this week I have two tests, and after that I only have 3 more tests and then I will have completed my freshman year of college! Here is a list of the things I have learned this year:
1. Do not go off campus in downtown Phoenix alone, ever.
2. The kidneys are retroperitoneal (I'm pretty sure that's not how that's spelled :S)
3. Cadavers do not smell as bad as dead fetal pigs
4. The shuttle at ASU is FREE!!
5. The fruit snacks from the vending machine at the Language and Lit building are the best fruit snacks EVER
6. The institute has dollar lunch every week. For a dollar!!!
7. Do not hang out near the ashtrays, hang out in the institute building
8. If you wanted to, you could live in the institute building, they have everything (I'm pretty sure a couple guys I know live there, because they are always there)
9. Comfy shoes are a must on campus
10. How to run around in a circle
11. Do not talk to strange men who want to take you with them to play beer pong
12. Steer clear of the dorms
13. Two words: Subway Tuesday!
14. Carpooling is the best
15. Apparently drama is not only reserved for high school (gracias celery!! :))
16. How to construct a truth table
17. That owl city exists, and is pretty awesome
18. How to gross people out: talk about cadaver lab! (Pictures increase effectiveness by 67%!)
19. Paying attention to what you're reading goes a loooooooong way
20. Procrastination is my second greatest enemy
21. Pickles are my greatest enemy.
22. Rain + ASU = :D
23. Sprouts ice cream = life saver
24. Orange juice is a necessity for surviving statistics
25. DON'T EAT THE BROWNIES!!!!
Can't wait to see how much of what I learned falls out of my brain so it's nice and empty for being filled again next year!

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